GDL Entertainment is proud to announce two exciting new events in the spirit of Season’s Beatings: Summer Scam and Season’s Greetings, both shoryucoming in 2013! Register NOWWW!
Season’s Greetings (Dec. 24-25, 2013) will eschew SB’s past focus on fielding the world’s best field of competitors and unforgettable special events to cast a magical environment where everyone is a winner!
A 10-tournament gauntlet masterminded by our local kindergarten class, including: Hula Hoop, Ski Ball, and Pin the Tail on the Donkey!
*Live-streamed pie-eating contest!
*Compete in either Fruit Stripe or Hubba Bubba bubble-blowing event! We know the GCC (gum-chewing community) is divided so we give you BOTH!
*High-stakes Rock/Paper/Scissors event (invitation only)!
*SECRET BONUS: “I’m the best!” Toad ribbons for all who enter “Mario Teaches Typing” tournament!
*Free balloon or candy cane with weekend pass!
*On-site petting zoo, feat. goats and horsies!
This is my tournament, and I’m going to have fun! So will you! This guy agrees!
But we haven’t sprayed weed killer on our hardcore roots entirely. Our summer event returns as SB: Summer Scam (date TBD)!
Street Fightr IV and Ultmate Marvel vs. Capcom 3 tournaments! That’s all you need to know, right? BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. Look at these exciting things we totally guarantee will be going down:
* Everyone will be there! Including all the famous players you know from streams, and all your friends!
* Sponsored by:
*A bunch of proceeds go to a leading charity!
*Special appearance by Josh Cribbs and Braylon Edwards! Maybe more famous people will come too, we know evvvverybody!
Isn’t that awesome? You should totally pre-reg at the early-bird rate of $38.99, right now! (And for the Season’s Greetings this winter, while you’re at it, right?)
Season’s Beatings has a six-year tradition of being sweet, so you can trust us that our 2013 events will be exponentially sweeter. Like if Season’s Beatings: Ascension was as sweet as a 10-liter bottle of Jolt Cola, Summer Scam will like a pack of Starburst two miles long.
Register NOWWW! ! THIS HYPE IS NOT CONTAINABLE BY A HUMAN SKULL!